VMA

We are unclear as to who chose the extras to watch the musical performances in the hotel rooms. So far there seems to be no scruples as to who makes it in, we've seen an old Jewish women, some man who looks like the love child of the Nelson Twins and Iggy Pop (not wearing a shirt) and some TORE UP third-tier sorority chicks. Where have you gone MTV? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.