Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I utilized Zipcar for the first time and packed the truck full of Al's shit.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I had a serious discussion about the state of health care in America shortly after discussing the differences between the local Safeways.

Monday, August 28, 2006

I had my first, of what will likely be many, Dunkin Donuts experience.

Sunday, August 28, 2006

I ate D.I.K. with the roomies and John Shen.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

I had to wake Jon up from his nap at Ben's Chili Bowl shortly after I stopped Shen from throwing cards at us while we ordered.

Friday, August 25, 2006

A representative of virtually every sect of my life came into Health Bar for Burger night.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I ate a popsicle as I walked to bars.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I talked to a 30 + year old woman with pigtails at Fed-Ex/Kinkos.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I learned a lot more about Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath.

Monday, August 21, 2006

I drank a few cups of 2 day old keg beer.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

I cheered loudly when I heard Samuel L. Jackson say, "I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I saw a Texas Longhorn that was taller than a Jeep Wrangler, pet a sheep and ate a grilled cheese, funnel cake, a corn dog and an ice cream cone, all in 2.5 hours.

Friday, August 18, 2006

I watched my friend turn down a guy who claims he will soon be a Nobel Laureate.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

I text messaged Al whilst peeing at a urinal.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I was officially named "Social Director" of my work.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I collated the hell out of some binders.

Monday, August 14, 2006

While sorting through the mail, I discovered that there are about 11 Latinos living in the three-bedroom apartment and tattoo parlor below me and none of them have the same last name.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I saw Wordplay and reaffirmed my love for crosswords, Bill Clinton and Jon Stewart.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I ate a pupusa as my roommate stole a bottle of habanero sauce.

Friday, August 11, 2006

I ate a pupusa and two cheese enchiladas for lunch.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

I helped Al search for her birth control pill on the sidewalk.

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Apparently I threw a chair upon my return from Lesbian Hip Hop night.

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

I kissed a guy who could be my ex-boyfriend's doppelganger.

Monday, August 7, 2006

I had corn on the cob with dinner and could not find my floss so, I still have stuff in between my teeth.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

I went for a run and when I came back my arms hurt more than my legs.

Saturday, August 5, 2006

I peed in someone's front yard then ate a pupusa.

Friday, August 4, 2006

My boss and I discussed the possiblity of taking a group of Pre-K teachers to drag bingo.

Thursday, August 3, 2006

I bought 900 medium-sized latex gloves at Costco!

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

I made a scene at $1 beer night when the nuclear scientist hitting on Tessa said, "How gay is that?!"

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

I drank a bottle of white wine by myself because it was the coolest thing in the apartment.