Monday, October 30, 2006

I found a set of "different ability" accessories (hearing aids, walkers, seeing eye dogs) to go on some toddler dolls.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

I took orders for 10 steaks in a matter of a half an hour and served pancakes to a man wearing black leather hotpants.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

I bought footie pajamas and wore a nude body suit to a party.

Friday, October 27, 2006

I have a ticket home for Christmas.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

I paper macheed a big toe and saw our naked neighbor canoodling with a naked mate.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I got paid $50 to play on the internet.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I cheered on a large group of drag queens sprinting down the street in heels.

Monday, October 23, 2006

I returned a keg in a Volvo.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Jon and I saw our naked neighbor sitting on his couch with a laptop covering his naughty bits.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

I was continental drift.

Friday, October 20, 2006

I spent the majority of my day at work constructing a costume.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I got my ass kicked at a gym class then I watched The Wiz.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I ran 8 miles in public with my shorts on backwards.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I went on a hayride at the pumpkin patch.

Monday, October 16, 2006

I discovered Sizzling Express by my work.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

After investigating a curious smell, I discovered a dead mouse in my closet.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

I ran 8 miles and ate a cheeseburger.

Friday, October 13, 2006

I had a mini-ASB officer reunion at Dan's Cafe.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I watched my roommate try to steal someone else's drink.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I saw a smurf penis.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I got a new mattress in Virginia.

Monday, October 9, 2006

Emily and I inquired about Anderson Cooper's living situation whilst at Yale.

Sunday, October 8, 2006

Emily, Alissa and I did Yale by Zipcar.

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Em, Marn, Col and I played Catchphrase until the barfight between the owners forced us to stop.

Friday, October 6, 2006

I unearthed a Chickubator and an Ebony Magazine from 1989 featuring Luther Vandross.

Thursday, October 5, 2006

I ate at Red Lobster for the first time ever.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

I bowled under the pseudonym "The Dude."

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

I schmoozed and light boozed with rich folk.

Monday, October 2, 2006

We took an office field trip to Potbelly's.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

A man whipped it out to pee right after I walked past him in the park.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Al and I brought a new friend home to watch Trapped in the Closet after he chatted with us as Al heckled people ordering burgers from the Chinese takeout.

Friday, September 29, 2006

One of my tables told me I was a great server.