Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I awkwardly laughed as a 4 year old tossed up something akin to a gang sign while he stated his name.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Anne and I laughed at a man wearing a ripped shirt for a good ten minutes.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

I woke up to discover a 7-11 bag on my floor containing cashews, lemon orbitz gum and a stuffed Siberian tiger.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

I ran my last group marathon training run and later punched my thumb through about 7 different beer cans.

Friday, January 19, 2007

I listened to Kerron explain why the NFL is rigged just like the WWF.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

I awkwardly got ready for work as Jon's visiting friend continued to talk about how she only attracted wholesome boys.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I celebrated the birth of my dear friend Tessa by eating grilled cheese and drinking $1.50 beers.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

We won trivia night!

Monday, January 15, 2007

I learned about special triangles and went for an 8 mile run.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Eli, Emily, Kristina and I froze during brunch as our waiter continued to turn up the fan.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

After an extensive photo session with Al at Dan's Cafe, I had a dance party to Akon's "I wanna love you" at the Common Share, followed by some light sleeping over a plate of piping hot pupusas.

Friday, January 12, 2007

I watched Al get an extensive interview/be hit on by my Health Bar boss then I watched Kristina fracture her foot as she slowly stepped off a curb.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

I observed a gay man get drunk off $5 drinks on $2 drink night while standing alone at the end of the bar.

Wednesday, January 10, 2006

I was late to work after a lengthy conversation in Aaron's car.

Tuesday, January 9, 2006

I taught Aaron how to use chopsticks.

Monday, January 8, 2006

I watched Dragon Slayer's father almost get hit by a bus as he scurried to Dunkin Donuts.

Sunday, January 7, 2006

Al and I got some great deals and gift ideas at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

I ran 23 miles and did some awkward Latin Dancing.

Friday, January 5, 2006

We continue to be disgusted and stalked by the flying bugs in our apartment.

Thursday, January 4, 2006

I had a large black man in a green subaru tell me he was "looking to suck a big dick," asking if I would fit the bill.

Wednesday, January 3, 2006

After noticing a series of bruises and pains, I was remindedthat I had fallen down stairs next to a passed out man on New Year's Eve.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Our plans to restock the apartment were hindered when we got to Soviet Safeway and saw little to no food still on the shelves.

Monday, January 1, 2007

I woke up only to learn I had left my cell phone in a cab the previous night, luckily the cab driver called me back.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

To celebrate the coming of the 2007, I re-enacted a Dreamgirls dance sequence and wrote "Babz is God" in magnetic letters on the fridge.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

I was fake interviewed by two Aussies, one of whom later hooked up with Eli.

Friday, December 29, 2006

I experienced a lot of turbulence.