Monday, November 27, 2006

I discussed the pitfalls of DC Public Schools with my cab driver.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Emily, Carlos and I compared mysterious injuries we got the previous evening.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

I awoke at my table at the Diner as the waitress took away my empty plate, discovering that I had eaten an entire cheeseburger and fries.

Friday, November 24, 2006

I made friends with gay Snoop Dogg.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

I ate a lot of turkey, drank a lot of mulled wine and met her.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I chatted up a new friend in El Tamarindo before eating a pupusa.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I attempted to calm the running 4 year olds as I cleaned up poop and threw away a pair of "drawers" in the McDonald's bathroom.

Monday, November 20, 2006

My blood sugar level was 106 according to the free diabetes screening next to Sizzling Express.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

I ate tater tots and watched a Beauty and the Geek marathon.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

I saw Mary Chapin Carpenter and Al bid $20,000 on a dog at a gala.

Friday, November 17, 2006

I had a work meeting at Sizzling Express then researched Mary Chapin Carpenter songs.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

I did nothing of note.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I got all ready to run and promptly fell asleep for an hour and a half.

Tuesday, Novemeber 14, 2006

I watched porn clips while drag queens made commentary.

Monday, November 13, 2006

I saw The Departed and loved it.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

I switched my sweater and t-shirt drawers.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

I got silly string sprayed in my eye.

Friday, November 10, 2006

I ran past my co-worker, Anne, on the Connecticut Ave Bridge.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

I talked about sex with Tessa and Lorin over pupusas and ice water.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

I coached Kobie through the falafel line.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

I learned that my co-worker named his son Dragon Slayer.

Monday, November 6, 2006

Calley and I saw what may likely have been our second real live hooker in less than 24 hours.

Sunday, November 5, 2006

Dan, an electrician at the Venetian, informed me that a $700 per night "lady of the evening" was in our midst and the only thing I could disagree with him about was her going rate.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

I ran 12 hungover miles then Michaella and I ate the spiciest fries ever at Sweetheart Burger.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Calley and I got Kate a shot to go and then she fed us Cheddar Beer chips.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

I started heavily drinking and karaoking at 4:30 AM EST.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

I ate chicken pad thai and watched The Wire.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

In the period of about five minutes, my stomach was rubbed by five people, my ass was slapped twice and I was told that next time I should go out I should "leave my Maxi Pad at home."