Thursday, September 28, 2006

I bought lettuce and bread from the organic market.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

I ridded my closet of every last wire hanger.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

I had my worst Johnny Cash karaoke experience ever.

Monday, September 25, 2006

I went on an ankle practice run.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

I bought 500 Q-Tips and 2 jars of Skippy's reduced fat peanut butter.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I got to write the incident report about the crazy lesbian that got fired from Health Bar today.

Friday, September 22, 2006

I made some copies on pink paper and made a large portion of my staff think they were being fired.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

I learned that Thai restaurants have the most consistently cold beer.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I sat on scrambled eggs.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I won two free tickets to Jackass 2.

Monday, September 18, 2006

A 4 year old bit my ass.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I changed my sheets.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

I played Beer Can Jenga.

Friday, September 15, 2006

I was reminded how much I enjoy Kill Bill.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

I talked to a 4 year old who reminded me of a rambling homeless person.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I watched a special on Wynonna Judd while eating Cheez-it twists and icing my ankle with edamame.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I managed to sprain my ankle on the way downstairs on my way to begin my first individual marathon training run.

Monday, September 11, 2006

I ate two Chicken Nugget Happy Meals for lunch.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

I bought some paintings of my neighborhood!

Saturday, September 9, 2006

I celebrated the opening of the new Trader Joe's by drinking lots of Three Buck Chuck.

Friday, September 8, 2006

I hung out with two insane dogs and some real Alabamians.

Thursday, September 7, 2006

I ordered 12 frosties.

Wednesday, September 7, 2006

I signed up to run the Miami Marathon for HIV/AIDS in January!

Tuesday, September 6, 2006

I comparison shopped multiple liquor stores' Franzia selections.

Monday, September 4, 2006

I emptied out and cleaned the entire fridge.

Sunday, September 3, 2006

I partied with Gay Republicans.

Saturday, September 2, 2006

I was informed that I should get a tattoo of "buttocks on my stomach."

Friday, September 1, 2006

I went to a 90s themed party and danced to "SexyBack."

Thursday, August 31, 2006

I watched all of Arrested Development Season 3 in one sitting but passed out before the finale.