Thursday, December 28, 2006

Calley and my attempts to eat a club sandwich were thwarted.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I served as lookout as Nataroo and Megan peed in a covered snack Trolley.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

I saw Dreamgirls with my mom.

Monday, December 25, 2006

My cousin stole my sister's eyeshadow after she insulted my brother's hair and asked me "So do you always drink THAT much wine?"

Sunday, December 24, 2006

We made our annual Christmas Eve shopping trip for my mom and had surprising success.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

I marveled at my male cousin's pearly pink nail polish.

Friday, December 22, 2006

I braved holiday traffic and had a very successful Christmas shopping experience.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

I spent 12 hours in transit via plane, train and automobile to my homeland.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I woke Al up to the soothing sounds of "Christmas Shoes."

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

All of the roommates changed their facebook pictures at the same time.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

All of the roommates changed their facebook pictures at the same time.

Monday, December 18, 2006

I realized that I may be a bad influence on non-frequent drinkers...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

I ate far too much and donned a sailboat sweater.

Friday, December 15, 2006

I brought Nazareth, our donkey, to my office holiday party.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I sandwiched a visit to McDonalds between visits to two gay bars.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I had a delicious grilled cheese, yet still left craving a dill pickle.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

My boss won a large black dildo.

Monday, December 11, 2006

I discussed the potential presidency of Barack Obama over a baked potato and beer.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

I had one of the most surreal moments of my life as I watched my 23 year old friend open her baby shower gifts.

Saturday, December 9, 2006

I held hands with a gent.

Friday, December 8, 2006

I had one of my worst tip nights at Health Bar.

Thursday, December 7, 2006

I celebrated a year of living in the District of Columbia.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

I sassed up a fierce meeting moderator.

Tuesday, December 7, 2006

I spent about 3 hours in Sears.

Monday, December 4, 2006

Anne and I left work early to run 17 miles, stopping along the way to pee in the Omni Hotel Bathroom.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

I read about Lionel Ritchie's insane amout of international fame.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

After watching UCLA defeat USC, I stayed up dancing to "Mandy" and the "Greatest American Hero" theme song.

Friday, December 1, 2006

I sat on the bus as the asian couple sitting behind me sang "One Week" to each other then Emily and I watched a guy get thrown out of a bar for peeing on the bar.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Jon, Al and I drank syrupy margaritas with tequila poured from a children's cup.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I celebrated the completion of a 5 hour meeting with plenty of drinks.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I supervised PE.